February 2012
Today went very well. I don’t know why I was nervous about bowling gym, it was actually really fun. I mean…I suck at bowling but, whatever. In other newssss, remember once upon a time I mentioned there was a new guy(he isn’t really new, he used to go to the school then left,and now he’s back) in my class..well he didn’t show up after that..until today. He’s so...
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Lawddddd I love DMX’s voice. It’s perfect.
Thinking of applying to more places today…
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I have bowling gym later on today. But, I don’t know anyone. And, I don’t like anyone. And, I don’t have a team yet. And, I’m gonna be that lonely kid that nobody wants. And, I’m not done with my homework. And, I need to stop complaining. But. But. But. I really don’t have a team…
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
generalbriefing:
rick santorum should give up his campaign for lent
